beyoncebeytwice:

palindrome-elitist:

i hate when you feel something on your skin and you freak out because you think it’s a spider or something but it’s just a hair

it’s always just a hair

Sometimes I just ignore it and think “Oh it’s a hair” and it ends up being a legit bug and it’s like :I

ive seen this comment added to my post so many times you people really need your homes fumigated this is a problem

internetexplorers:

losing a follower

comemorninglighte:

sunsetmugging:

captainodair:

whats the html code for a social life

 <go> </outside>

404 error

martin-alien:

two morons are force! :D

nerdblogging:

mooseliciious:

lordoftheinternet:

nosdrinker:

i don’t know what these are but i love them

they’re cows

that second cow has some epic side-eye going on

They look like cow alpaca babies omfg

carry-on-my-wayward-castiel:

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

• why is being alive so suck
• why is being alive suck
• why is suck
• suck is being alive so expensive
• why suck so expensive

?????

 

what the fuck is going on

danisnotafaggot:

how to flirt: a guide by me

eludednightmares:

You’d know something about that wouldn’t you HANNAH MONTANNA